“Don’t get [myself and Cobie Smulders] started on [Tom Hiddleston],” smiles Gregg. “He’s banned from the city of Albuquerque just for his dancing.”

 -Clark Gregg on Tom Hiddleston’s dancing, Empire Magazine 

Approach a human: oh my god hi hi hi yes let me love you im nice and quiet and friendly yes pet me love me complement me yissss i like ppl oh edmarie you tripped hahaha look more ppl ppl are nice pet me peeeeet meeeeeeee im a good doggy

Approach another dog: OOOOOOOH BITCH YOU LOOKIN' AT MAH HUMAN I DON'T THINK SO BARK BARK BARK NIGGA IMMA CUT YOU. YO MAMA WAS A BITCH THATS RIGHT I SAID IT OH YOU WANNA FIGHT? COME AT ME BRO IT DONT MATTER IF YOURE FIVE MILLION TIMES BIGGER THAN ME I WILL BEAT YO ASS DOWN BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK OOOOOH TEN ON ONE? I DONT CARE. I GOT THIS, SON. YOU BETTER WATCH YO BACK. THATS RIGHT, WALK AWAY! WALK AWAY LIKE THE COWARD YOU ARE. COWAAAAAARD.

Me: ...

My dog: Hiiiiiiiii human. Love me. I'm a good doggy.

Me: =__=

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tumbldee:

kiyokushitaka:cocokat:godtieraradiamegido:synnesai:

My favorite moment in this show 

DYING

i thought it would stop but then it wasn’t stop and i was crying and my throat is killing me and it sounded like someone was dying

richard simmons is perfect

I fucking love this show.

Don’t be afraid of wearing your heart on your sleeve - in declaring the films that you love, the films that you want to make, the life that you’ve had, and the lives you can help reflect in cinema.

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tyleroakley:

Literally, me.

pidgylikes:

basedgosh:

which horny geologist named this mineral

*feels insecure and hides in the world of pokemon*

As much as I’d like to see Apolo Ohno compete in Sochi, I know that it’s probably not going to happen. I had the inkling that Vancouver was probably going to be his last Olympics, and as time passes it becomes more obvious that his focus is on other things. Honestly, I’m excited to see what he has to bring to the table—so far, we have speed skater, dancer, actor, author, entrepreneur (with his little 8zone venture) and motivational speaker.

But the little ten-year-old fan that resides in my heart wishes she could have seen him compete on the ice for one last time. She wants to see him, the young man who brought her out of her rut and her dark place, in action again. She wants to meet the mean who, by overcoming, helped her overcome as well.

yunafire:

Tom Hiddleston sings Will Smith’s “Miami”

Marry meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

In fact, I still do. 

Best. Class. Ever. Ehe.

But all we ever did were skits. Mostly religious ones.

It’s nothing against that—I enjoyed those skits.

But I wanted to do a play.

I still hope to do a play. Someday.

I mean, sure. It’s only nine people.

Honestly, I was jealous of the elementary kids.

They got to do a real play. :c

Well, that’s what PUC is for.